Herbert Jones Quotes in Senior Trip (1995)

Reggie Barry: Heroin, huh?

Herbert Jones: Insulin.

Reggie Barry: Can I, like, buy some from you?

Herbert Jones: We don't need this A space, J space, Put a Little Love in Your Heart shit. We need a challenge.

[at the tomb and eternal flame of J. Edgar Hoover]

Miss Tracy Milford: Well now, students - J. Edgar Hoover was the founder and director of the FBI from 1924 until his death in 1972. He was a great American.

Herbert Jones: He was a fascist transvestite and I hope he rots in Hell!

Miss Tracy Milford: Hmm.

Meg Smith: Why can't we see Kennedy's eternal flame?

Principal Todd Moss: You people don't deserve Kennedy.

Wanda Baker: Who's Kennedy?

Principal Todd Moss: Well, this was an interesting field trip.

Miss Tracy Milford: What are we going to do now?

Reggie Barry: Go home.

Lisa Perkins: No, we can't let this happen!

Meg Smith: But if we go and try to stop him, we're only gonna make the President look worse.

Reggie Barry: Just like Vietnam... no way to win.

Herbert Jones: What we need is a miracle.

Meg Smith: Yeah. Like that time when the school got torched right before finals.

Reggie Barry, Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino: Oh. That was us.

Principal Todd Moss: That was you?

Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino: Yeah. Now, if we can stop finals, we certainly can stop some Bunghole senator!

Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino: It's the government, man.

Herbert Jones: The government sucks.