Miss Tracy Milford Quotes in Senior Trip (1995)

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Miss Tracy Milford Quotes:

  • Senator John Lerman: We're due at the capitol and you're porking the math teacher?

    Miss Tracy Milford: Keyboarding teacher.

    Senator John Lerman: Whatever.

  • [the students have found secret information linked to Senator Lurman's scam]

    Senator John Lerman: How did you get a hold of this?

    Reggie Barry: That information's on a need-to-know basis.

    Senator John Lerman: You're out of your league, boy.

    Miss Tracy Milford: Senator Lurman, I can't believe what I'm hearing.

    Senator John Lerman: Oh, shut up, you little slut.

  • [at the tomb and eternal flame of J. Edgar Hoover]

    Miss Tracy Milford: Well now, students - J. Edgar Hoover was the founder and director of the FBI from 1924 until his death in 1972. He was a great American.

    Herbert Jones: He was a fascist transvestite and I hope he rots in Hell!

    Miss Tracy Milford: Hmm.

    Meg Smith: Why can't we see Kennedy's eternal flame?

    Principal Todd Moss: You people don't deserve Kennedy.

    Wanda Baker: Who's Kennedy?

  • [Principal Moss is passed put]

    Miss Tracy Milford: Principal Moss? Principal Moss? Principal Moss!

    Reggie Barry: Is he dead?

    Red: Nah, he ain't dead, man. He's just in a coma.

    Miss Tracy Milford: What?

    Red: Yeah, I guess that car-sick pill is working on him. It should, man, it's a Red. Horse tranquilizer.

    Miss Tracy Milford: But I saw you take a handful of them.

    Red: Oh, they don't work on me, man. That's why they call me Red. I'm immune!

    Reggie Barry: [to everyone in the back of the bus] Hey! Moss is in a coma. Let's party!

  • Principal Todd Moss: Well, this was an interesting field trip.

    Miss Tracy Milford: What are we going to do now?

    Reggie Barry: Go home.

    Lisa Perkins: No, we can't let this happen!

    Meg Smith: But if we go and try to stop him, we're only gonna make the President look worse.

    Reggie Barry: Just like Vietnam... no way to win.

    Herbert Jones: What we need is a miracle.

    Meg Smith: Yeah. Like that time when the school got torched right before finals.

    Reggie BarryMark 'Dags' D'Agastino: Oh. That was us.

    Principal Todd Moss: That was you?

    Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino: Yeah. Now, if we can stop finals, we certainly can stop some Bunghole senator!

  • Meg Smith: Miss Milford, there you are. We've been looking for you. We wanted to let you know how cool it's been. You showing us around Washington and everything.

    Miss Tracy Milford: Really?

    Wanda Baker: So, we bought you a box of candy.

    Miss Tracy Milford: [looks in the box] I don't know what to say. How do you know that I like chocolate?

    Wanda Baker: Because it's all you ever eat.

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