Carla Morgan Quotes in Senior Trip (1995)

Carla Morgan: Hey Virus, I bet you've never made moves like this in your chess club. Wanna screw?

Barry 'Virus' Kremmer: [Has an orgasm] Excuse me.

[Virus runs away]

Carla Morgan: [aside to herself] Yeah it was great for me, too.

Carla Morgan: Wouldn't it be cool to screw in the principal's bedroom?

Carla Morgan: If I don't get laid tonight, everyone's gonna think I'm a loser. By the way, have you seen those Kennedy boys? I hear they're lots of fun.

Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino, Wanda Baker, Reggie Barry, Carla Morgan, Meg Smith, Barry 'Virus' Kremmer: [weakly to Principal Moss after he catches them holding a party in his house] Surprise! Happy birthday...

Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino: Mr. President, maybe Senator Lurman is right. Maybe we are screw ups. We didn't even write the letter to you, Lisa here did. She's an honor student. Now I never got the chance to read it yet, but... well I'm pretty sure that whatever she said about education reform must be really cool!

Barry 'Virus' Kremmer: Yeah, you goverment guys have to make sure that future generations of kids get a good education so they... don't end up like us.

Carla Morgan: We're soiled, but it's not too late to save others.