Principal Todd Moss Quotes in Senior Trip (1995)


Principal Todd Moss Quotes:

  • Principal Todd Moss: Open the door!

    Red: [Driving away] Sorry, man we got a schedule to keep.

    Principal Todd Moss: Open the door!

    Red: What's the magic word?

    Principal Todd Moss: Open the door!

    Red: What's the magic word?

    Principal Todd Moss: Please!

    Red: [Opens the door] The magic word is "Rock and Roll," man.

  • Principal Todd Moss: I'll bet you're wondering why I asked you here in the middle of the night. I have a favor to ask of you, Steve, something that will be our little secret. You up to it?

    [Steve kneels down on the floor]

    Principal Todd Moss: What are you doing?

    Steve Nisser: I thought you wanted...

    Principal Todd Moss: I don't want that, you idiot!

  • Red: Hey, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it. Where do you think you're going?

    Principal Todd Moss: Getting on the bus.

    Red: You're on the wrong bus, dude. This is the magic bus.

    Principal Todd Moss: I'm counting on you to stick to the schedule. It's percisley 8:06. Let's get going.

    Red: [to himself, after Moss walks by] Principal Dickhead.

  • Principal Todd Moss: This is the only stop we'll be making between here and Washington D.C. So I suggest you take care of whatever necessities come to mind.

    Barry 'Virus' Kremmer: Like takin' a wiz!

  • Principal Todd Moss: Must be another senior skip day. D'Agastino thinks he can outsmart me. Not in my domain.

  • Principal Todd Moss: [reading from a flier] Dags and Reggie invite you to Total Destruction. 12:00, 637 Stratford Road.

    Mrs. Winston: Why that's your house!

  • [at the tomb and eternal flame of J. Edgar Hoover]

    Miss Tracy Milford: Well now, students - J. Edgar Hoover was the founder and director of the FBI from 1924 until his death in 1972. He was a great American.

    Herbert Jones: He was a fascist transvestite and I hope he rots in Hell!

    Miss Tracy Milford: Hmm.

    Meg Smith: Why can't we see Kennedy's eternal flame?

    Principal Todd Moss: You people don't deserve Kennedy.

    Wanda Baker: Who's Kennedy?

  • Principal Todd Moss: Well, this was an interesting field trip.

    Miss Tracy Milford: What are we going to do now?

    Reggie Barry: Go home.

    Lisa Perkins: No, we can't let this happen!

    Meg Smith: But if we go and try to stop him, we're only gonna make the President look worse.

    Reggie Barry: Just like Vietnam... no way to win.

    Herbert Jones: What we need is a miracle.

    Meg Smith: Yeah. Like that time when the school got torched right before finals.

    Reggie BarryMark 'Dags' D'Agastino: Oh. That was us.

    Principal Todd Moss: That was you?

    Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino: Yeah. Now, if we can stop finals, we certainly can stop some Bunghole senator!

  • Principal Todd Moss: What are you kids trying to do to me? We're not even in Washington yet and we already have... a fatality!

  • [first lines]

    Principal Todd Moss: It's now officially 8:01 people, let's move it!

  • Principal Todd Moss: Stop! That man is mentally challenged!

  • Senator John Lerman: Have you kids given any thought to what you might say to the committee about education reform?

    Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino: Yeah, we're going to tell them the education system sucks.

    Reggie Barry: Sucks dick.

    Principal Todd Moss: That's not what they mean, sir.

    Senator John Lerman: Why not? I think it's great. Now, remember. The president invited you kids down to Washington because he wants you to tell the nation how you really feel about school. If you think the education sucks dick, then by golly you tell them. Can I have your promise on that?

    Reggie Barry: [raises his hand] I promise.

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