Mullet Quotes in Snatch (2000)

Bullet Tooth Tony: I want to know who blagged Brick-Top's bookies.

Mullet: Do me a favor, Ton!

Bullet Tooth Tony: I will do you a favor, Mullet. I'll not get out of this car and bash the living fuck out of you in front of all your girlfriends.

[Mullet hunkers down to the car window]

Mullet: Got to make it worth my while, mate. Jesus, Tony, you know that...

[Tony seizes his tie and rolls up the window, wedging Mullet's head in it]

Bullet Tooth Tony: Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that tie that's got you into this pickle. Now you just take all the time you want.

[He starts the car forward]

Mullet: What the fuck are you doing, Ton?

Bullet Tooth Tony: I'm driving down the street with your head stuck in my window. What do you think I'm doing, you pen-ass?

Mullet: Slow down, Ton.

Bullet Tooth Tony: [sniffs] You been using dogshit for toothpaste, Mullet?

Mullet: Slow down, Ton! Slow down, Tony!

Bullet Tooth Tony: I don't think I'll slow down. I think I'll speed up. You can play some music if you like.

[He turns on the radio; Madonna's "Lucky Star" is playing]

Bullet Tooth Tony: Oh, I love this track.

Mullet: I think...

Bullet Tooth Tony: Yes, Mullet?

Mullet: I think it's two black guys, in a pawn shop on Smith street.

Bullet Tooth Tony: You better not be telling me porky pies.

Mullet: I'm fucking telling you, it's two black guys who work off a pawn shop in fucking Smith Street!

Avi: That's very effective, Tony. It's not too subtle, but effective.

[Tony accelerates and turns toward Smith Street]

Avi: Are we taking him with us?

[Tony rolls down the window, releasing Mullet's head and dumping him on the roadside]

Bullet Tooth Tony: All right, Mullet?

[Mullet freezes, then swallows and turns around]

Mullet: How you doin', Tony? You all right, mate?

Bullet Tooth Tony: Ooh, nice tie.

Mullet: I heard you weren't about much these days, Tony.

Bullet Tooth Tony: What do you know? Still warm, the blood that courses through my veins. Unlike yours, Mullet.