Allison Reynolds Quotes in The Breakfast Club (1985)


Allison Reynolds Quotes:

  • Brian Johnson: [closing narration] Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain...

    Andrew Clark: ...and an athlete...

    Allison Reynolds: ...and a basket case...

    Claire Standish: ...a princess...

    John Bender: ...and a criminal...

    Brian Johnson: Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.

  • Allison Reynolds: I'll do anything sexual. I don't need a million dollars to do it either.

    Claire Standish: You're lying.

    Allison Reynolds: I already have. I've done just about everything there is except a few things that are illegal. I'm a nymphomaniac.

    Claire Standish: Lie.

    Brian Johnson: Are your parents aware of this?

    Allison Reynolds: The only person I told was my shrink.

    Andrew Clark: And what did he do when you told him?

    Allison Reynolds: He nailed me.

    Claire Standish: Very nice.

    Allison Reynolds: I don't think that from a legal standpoint what he did can be construed as rape, since I paid him.

    Claire Standish: He's an adult.

    Allison Reynolds: Yeah, he's married too.

    Claire Standish: Do you have any idea how completely gross that is?

    Allison Reynolds: Well, the first few times...

    Claire Standish: The first few times? You mean you did it more than once?

    Allison Reynolds: Sure.

    Claire Standish: Are you crazy?

    Brian Johnson: Obviously she's crazy if she's screwing a shrink.

    Allison Reynolds: Have you ever done it?

    Claire Standish: I don't even have a psychiatrist.

    Allison Reynolds: Have you ever done it with a normal person?

    Claire Standish: Didn't we already cover this?

    John Bender: You never answered the question.

    Claire Standish: Look, I'm not going to discuss my private life with total strangers.

    Allison Reynolds: It's kind of a double edged sword isn't it?

    Claire Standish: A what?

    Allison Reynolds: Well, if you say you haven't, you're a prude. If you say you have you're a slut. It's a trap. You want to but you can't, and when you do you wish you didn't, right?

    Claire Standish: Wrong.

    Allison Reynolds: Or are you a tease?

    Andrew Clark: She's a tease.

    Claire Standish: I'm sure. Why don't you just forget it.

    Andrew Clark: Oh, you're a tease and you know it. All girls are teases.

    John Bender: She's only a tease if what she does gets you hot.

    Claire Standish: I don't do anything.

    Allison Reynolds: That's why you're a tease.

    Claire Standish: OK, let me ask you a few questions.

    Allison Reynolds: I already told you everything.

    Claire Standish: No. Doesn't it bother you to sleep around without being in love. I mean, don't you want any respect?

    Allison Reynolds: I don't screw to get respect. That's the difference between you and me.

    Claire Standish: It's not the only difference I hope.

    John Bender: Face it, you're a tease.

    Claire Standish: I'm NOT a tease.

    John Bender: Sure you are. Sex is your weapon. You said it yourself. You use it to get respect.

    Claire Standish: No, I never said that she twisted my words around.

    John Bender: What do you use it for then?

    Claire Standish: I don't use it period.

    John Bender: Oh, are you medically frigid or is it psychological?

    Claire Standish: I didn't mean it that way. You guys are putting words into my mouth.

    John Bender: Well, if you'd just answer the question.

    Brian Johnson: Why don't you just answer the question?

    Andrew Clark: Be honest.

    John Bender: No big deal.

    Brian Johnson: Yeah answer it.

    Andrew Clark: Answer the question, Claire.

    John Bender: Talk to us. Every one: C'mon, answer the question. Come on. Answer it.

    John Bender: C'mon, it's easy. It's only one question.

    Claire Standish: NO I NEVER DID IT.

    Allison Reynolds: I never did it either. I'm not a nymphomaniac. I'm a compulsive liar.

  • [Claire is doing Allison's make-up]

    Claire: You know, you look a lot better without all that black shit under your eyes.

    Allison Reynolds: Hey, I like all that black shit... Why are you being so nice to me?

    Claire: Because you're letting me.

  • Andrew: [after Claire has given Allison a makeover] What happened to you?

    Allison Reynolds: Why? Claire did it... What's wrong?

    Andrew: Nothing's wrong... it's just so different, you know? I can see your face.

    Allison Reynolds: Is that good or bad?

    Andrew: It's good.

  • John Bender: [after Claire performs her lipstick trick, claps sarcastically] Wow, Claire. That was great. My image of you is totally blown.

    Allison Reynolds: You're a shit. Don't do that to her, you swore to God you wouldn't laugh.

    John Bender: Am I laughing?

    Andrew Clark: [shouts angrily] You fuckin' prick!

    John Bender: What do you care what I think anyway? I don't even count, right? I could disappear forever and it wouldn't make any difference. I might as well not even exist at this school, remember?

    [turns to Claire]

    John Bender: And you... don't like me anyway.

    Claire Standish: You know, I have just as, many feelings as you do and it hurts so much when someone steps all over them.

    John Bender: God! You're so pathetic. Don't you ever, *ever* compare yourself to me, okay. You got everything, and I got shit. Fuckin' Rapunzel, right? School would probably fuckin' shut down if you didn't show up. Queenie isn't here. I like those earrings, Claire.

    Claire Standish: Shut up.

    John Bender: Are those real diamonds Claire?

    Claire Standish: Shut up.

    John Bender: I bet they are. Did you work for the money for those earrings?

    Claire Standish: Shut your mouth.

    John Bender: Or did your daddy buy those for you?

    Claire Standish: [shouts] SHUT UP!

    John Bender: I'll bet he bought those for you. I bet those were a Christmas gift. Right? You know what I got for Christmas? Oh, it was a banner fucking year at the old Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said, "Hey, smoke up Johnny." All right? So go home and cry to your Daddy. Don't cry here, okay?

    Andrew Clark: My God, are we gonna be like our parents?

    Claire Standish: Not me. Ever.

    [Bender nods]

  • Allison Reynolds: When you grow up, your heart dies.

    John: So, who cares?

    Allison Reynolds: I care.

  • Allison Reynolds: You have problems.

    Andrew Clark: Oh, I have problems?

    Allison Reynolds: You do everything everyone tells you to do and that is a problem.

    Andrew Clark: Okay, fine, but I didn't dump my purse out on the couch and invite everyone into my problems.

  • Allison Reynolds: I don't have to run away and live in the street. I can run away and I can go to the ocean, I can go to the country, I can go to the mountains. I could go to Israel, Africa, Afghanistan.

  • Andrew Clark: What do they do to you?

    Allison Reynolds: They ignore me.

    Andrew Clark: Yeah... yeah.

  • Claire Standish: [about her parents] I don't think either one of them gives a shit about me. It's like they use me just to get back at each other.

    Allison Reynolds: [her first word of dialogue so far] Ha!

    Claire Standish: [long pause] Shut up!

  • Allison Reynolds: Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke, your birth date's March 12th, you're 5'9 and a half, you weigh 130 pounds and your social security number is 049380913.

    Andrew Clark: Wow. Are you psychic?

    Allison Reynolds: No.

    Brian Johnson: Well, would you mind telling me how you know all this about me?

    Allison Reynolds: I stole your wallet.

  • Andrew Clark: So... what's your poison?

    [Allison says nothing]

    Andrew Clark: ... Ok, forget I asked.

    Allison Reynolds: Vodka.

    Andrew Clark: Vodka? When do you drink vodka.

    Allison Reynolds: Whenever.

    Andrew Clark: How much?

    Allison Reynolds: Tons.

  • Allison Reynolds: [after Andrew says he would drive to school naked for one million dollars] I'd do that. I'll do anything sexual, and I don't need a million dollars to do it either. I'm a nymphomaniac.

  • Allison Reynolds: [Chews fingernails]

    Bender: You keep eating your hand; you're not gonna be hungry for lunch.

    Allison Reynolds: [Spits fingernail at Bender]

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