Errol Quotes in Snatch (2000)

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Errol Quotes:

  • Errol: Fuckface, who's speaking to you? He asked him, didn't he?

    Turkish: Fuckface... I like that one Errol. I'll have to remember that one next time I'm climbing off yer mum.

  • Brick Top: What do you think, Errol?

    Errol: I think we should drip-dry them, Guv'nor, while we have the chance.

    Brick Top: It was a rhetorical question, Errol. What have I told you about thinking?

  • [looking at the video of Sol and Vinny, trapped in the foyer of the bookie's by the security door]

    Brick Top: Do you know these tits, Errol?

    Errol: I know a lot of tits, Guv'nor. But I don't know any quite as fucking stupid as these two.

    Brick Top: John?

    John: I can't help, Guv.

    [Tyrone pokes his head in the door]

    Errol: Ah, Tyrone.

    ErrolJohn: You silly fat bastard.

  • [after cleaning out Turkish's Safe]

    Brick Top: He's been a busy little bastard, that Turkish.

    Errol: I think you've let him get away with enough already, Guv'nor.

    Brick Top: It can get you in a lot of trouble, thinking, Errol, I shouldn't do so much of it.

  • Errol: Are you Turkish?

    Turkish: Well I'm not fuckin' Greek now, am I?

  • [Brick-Top's men have Turkish pinned on the floor. Errol raises a sword to strike, then Tommy appears with his dud pistol]

    Tommy: Turkish, get your arse up. You lot? Follow me, and I'll fucking shoot you.

    Errol: Calm down son, behave yourself.

    Tommy: I've got the gun, son. I think it's you who should behave.

    [Errol takes a step forward. Tommy cocks the gun and sticks it right in his face]

    Tommy: What? You want to see if I've got the minerals?

    [Brick-Top's men don't move as Tommy backs out of the slot parlor, then runs after Turkish]

  • Errol: Looks like we're in, guv'nor.

    Brick Top: Goody gumdrops. Get us a cup of tea, would you, Errol?

  • [from a deleted scene]

    Errol: You're a dead man, Tony! You hear me? A fucking dead man!

    Brick Top: Oi! What's going on in there?

    Errol: He's pissed in my fucking pocket!

    Brick Top: Oh, shut up, Errol. Get back in your fucking pram. Tony, ain't you house-trained?

  • Errol: Oink oink!

    Turkish: Shit!

    Errol: So that's where you keep the sugar.

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