Rosebud Quotes in Snatch (2000)

Avi: Eighty-six carats.

Rosebud: Where?

Avi: London.

Rosebud: London?

Avi: London.

Avi's Colleague: London?

Avi: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.

[Avi, Tony, and Rosebud watch Boris on the video monitor]

Bullet Tooth Tony: This guy's a handful.

Rosebud: I hate Russians. I'll take care of him.

Bullet Tooth Tony: He's all yours, Rosebud me old son.

Rosebud: Not a problem.

[Cut to a few minutes later, inside Tony's Jaguar. All three of them are bruised, bloody, and shouting, but Rosebud is seriously hurt]

Rosebud: You gotta get me to a doctor! Shoot that fuck, then get me to a doctor!

Avi: Yeah, yeah, but first the stone, Rosie. First the stone and then I'm gonna get you to a doctor, and not just any doctor, boychik, I'm gonna find you a nice Jewish doctor.

[at Tony]

Avi: Find my friend a nice Jewish doctor!

Rosebud: I heard you with Fryburg. He makes loud noises, and I hear them.

Constance: He makes loud noises?

Rosebud: Yeah, I wanna make them too. I told my psychiatrist.

Constance: What?

Rosebud: Well I had nothin' else to tell him so...

Fryburg: HEY!

Constance: Oh, fuck off, Fryburg.

Fryburg: I'm a fucking star!

Constance: Did he do his Richard Gere for you, jumping all around in his jockstrap?

Fryburg: GEAR!

Rosebud: I love Richard Gere. He's hot.

Fryburg: Hot chocolate!

Constance: Porkchops!

Rosebud: Porkchops!

Constance: Lambchops!

Rosebud: Lambchops!

Rosebud: [singing] We are beautiful. We are not ugly.

Constance, Baby, Rosebud: We are angry!

Nana: Now where are you off to?

Rosebud: To find a prince.