Mr. Cavanaugh Quotes in Porky's (1981)

Mr. Cavanaugh: Look's like I'm gonna make a man out of you yet, boy.

Tim: A man? If being a man means being what you are, I'd rather be queer.

Tim: [pushing Brian out of his father's site and taking his place] Get outta here.

Mr. Cavanaugh: What?

Tim: You heard what I said.

Mr. Cavanaugh: Well, who ya talking to, boy?

Tim: [relaxing] Trash. Pure trash.

Mr. Cavanaugh: Now, son, that's no way to talk to your pa.

Tim: [looks back at everyone else watching then back at him] You know, I really wish you hadn't said that, because you don't know how humiliating it is to have anyone even know you're my pa.

[get's smacked hard across the face. Meat is now trying to get at Tim's father but is being held back by everyone. Yelling back to Meat]

Tim: Stay out of this!

[back to his father]

Tim: You make sure you're finished, because this is going to be the last time you ever lay a hand on me again, you SON OF A BITCH!

[is taken up against the wall and smacked repeatedly]

Mr. Cavanaugh: [Overheard] C'mon, Jew-boy!

Unseen Boy: Hey, watch it buddy!

Mr. Cavanaugh: [Cut to him circling Brian and flicking gently at his ears] Louie, Ivy, Abie, Slain. We the boy who don't eat no ham.

Brian Schwartz: [Doesn't even look at him] You really get a kick out of this, don't you?

Mr. Cavanaugh: Oh-ho, you got yourself a big Jew mouth, just like your big Jew nose! You a big man when you're kicking the ass out of kids with that sneaky Jap stuff, huh? Well, come on, why don't you try some of that shit on me? C'mon! Jew boy!

[Tim slides in and stands up for him]