Honeywell Quotes in Porky's (1981)

Balbricker: [See's Miss Honeywell and Coach Brackett in the stairwell as she is about to come down] Miss Honeywell, do you mind?

Honeywell: [Quietly but sarcastically] Do I mind what?

Balbricker: [as she starts down the stairs past them] Look at this. The two of you squirming around like a pair of eels in heat. It's a disgrace.

Honeywell: [Getting in her face] Yeah? Well it's certainly better than stomping and waddling around like a frilly hippopotamus, Beulah!

Balbricker: [Hissing] What did you call me?

Honeywell: Beulah. Beulah Ball-breaker.

Balbricker: [Yelling] Who do you think you're talking to?

Honeywell: [Voice slowly increasing in volume] Well, if I heard of herty-gerty, I would think I was talking to the fat lady in the circus, but as it stands I guess I'm talking to a bunch of bad news named Beulah, Beulah, BEULAH!

Coach Brakett: [Get's up] Look ladies...

Honeywell: [Both she and Balbricker push him back down; without even looking at him] You butt out!

Balbricker: Moral turpitude.

Honeywell: What?

Balbricker: [Louder] Moral turpitude! Read your contract, Miss Honeywell! I'll have you fired for moral turpitude!

Honeywell: [as Balbricker continues down the stairs] Take your moral turpitude and stick up your old gazoo, Beulah!

Coach Brakett: [Stands up, concerned] Moral turpitude? Gee, I don't know, Lynn.

Honeywell: Oh, come on.

[Runs upstairs pulling him by his hand, making him stumble up with her]