Deputy no. 1 Quotes in Porky's (1981)

[One of Sheriff Wallace's deputies accidentally drives his squad car in reverse into the swamp, wrecking the office in the process, despite being in Drive gear; Sheriff Wallace jumps into the swamp]

Sheriff Wallace: Don't you sons-of-bitches know the difference between drive and reverse?

Deputy no. 1: I did have it in drive, Boss!

Sheriff Wallace: Get me outta here.

Sheriff Wallace: You checked that car out?

Deputy no. 1: Ain't nothin' wrong with this car, boss.

Sheriff Wallace: Come on, shit for brains!

[the Sheriff and his deputies get into the second car and attempt to catch the tow truck, but all four of the wheels fall off thanks to Tim unscrewing the bolts]

Sheriff Wallace: [mocking] "Ain't nothin' wrong with this car, boss."