Mike Nelson Quotes in Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (1996)

Mike Nelson: [as a Postman delivers a letter] Sort this, deliver that, I'll make 'em all pay.

Mike Nelson: [as the Universal-Internation Presents credit comes up] Doesn't the fact that it's universal make it international?

[alien spaceship catches plane in tractor beam]

Mike Nelson: I'm beginning to think they're not from around here.

Tom Servo: No, I bet you they're English, or Canadian.

Plane Voice: Good morning, Dr. Meecham.

Tom Servo: Good morning, Voice.

Plane Voice: Hope you slept well.

Mike Nelson: 'Cause it's time to die.

Plane Voice: Please be seated, Dr. Meechum. And welcome aboard.

Mike Nelson: [imitating the Plane Voice] You're being kidnapped by The Light FM!

Mike Nelson: Doesn't the fact that it's universal make it international?

Mike Nelson: The Jetsons 2: After the Armageddon.

Cal Meecham: [reading from the iterociter handbook] Iterociter incorporating planetary generator. Iterociter with voltarator. With astroscope.

Mike Nelson: [as Cal turns the book sideways] Saaaay, Miss Interociter!

Mike Nelson: [as Cal and Ruth are captured, as Cal] I just know they're going to probe my anus.

Donna Hayward: Yeah, Mike, you're the real man.

Mike Nelson: That's right. Mike *is* the man.

Mike Nelson, Bobby Briggs: Mike *is* the man.

Bobby Briggs: [to Laura] Laura Palmer, see you later.