The Monitor Quotes in Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (1996)

Carl Meecham: Relocation? To where?

The Monitor: To your Earth.

Exeter: A PEACEFUL relocation...

Crow T. Robot: After the genocide, of course.

The Monitor: Then you know that shortly we can expect Zagon to commence and sustain an all-out attack. Our ionization layer must be maintained until our relocation is effected.

Dr. Cal Meacham: Relocation? To where?

The Monitor: To your Earth.

Exeter: A peaceful relocation. We hope to live in harmony with the citizens of your Earth.

Dr. Ruth Adams: In harmony!

The Monitor: Our knowledge and weapons would make us your superiors, naturally.

Dr. Cal Meacham: Then why haven't your "superior" brains solved the problem of synthesizing uranium?

The Monitor: It is indeed typical that you Earth people refuse to believe in the superiority of any world but your own. Children looking into a magnifying glass, imagining the image you see is the image of your true size.

Dr. Cal Meacham: Our true size is the size of our God!