Dr. Cal Meecham Quotes in Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (1996)

Dr. Cal Meecham: This isn't paper. It's some kind of metal.

Crow T. Robot: Uh, no, that's paper, sir.

Dr. Cal Meecham: [after Ruth's tube opens and the mutant is attacking] Run, Ruth, Run!

Tom Servo: Brilliant strategy, thanks Napoleon!

Dr. Cal Meecham: I hope you tax payers don't mind.

All: We do!

Dr. Cal Meecham: "Complete line of iterociter parts, incorporating greater advances than hitherto known in the field of electronics." What exactly is an iterociter?

Joe Wilson: I don't know, and I don't want to know.

Crow T. Robot: Just love me!