Cal Meecham Quotes in Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (1996)


Cal Meecham Quotes:

  • Cal Meecham: [after German scientist comments on Mozart at dinner] What do you think of Mr. Mozart, Exeter?

    Exeter: I'm afraid I don't know the chap.

    Tom Servo: "I'm not an alien!"

    Exeter: My mind must have been wandering. Your composer, of course.

    Cal Meecham: *Our* composer - he belongs to the world!

    Exeter: Yes, indeed.

    Mike: "I'm not an alien."

    Cal Meecham: That dinner, Exeter, was even more perfect than you promised. Now if you'll excuse me, I could do with some fresh air myself.

    Crow T. Robot: He's gonna get high!

    Cal Meecham: Would you care to join me, Dr. Adams?

    Tom Servo: "Uh, no!"

    Cal Meecham: You, Dr. Carlson?

    Mike: "Your turn to walk the Cal."

    Exeter: Why don't you? Show him the grounds.

    Crow T. Robot: "I dare ya!"

    Exeter: We won't start cracking the whip on Meecham until tomorrow.

    Tom Servo: "Then I ram my ovipositor down your throat, and lay my eggs in your chest! But I'm *not* an alien!"

  • Cal Meecham: Check rate of radioactive decay.

    Crow T. Robot: Increase the Flash Gordon noise and put more science stuff around!

  • Cal Meecham: [Struggling with the controls of his jet] I have no control...

    Mike: I keep eating and eating.

  • [Cal and Joe are looking in an interositer catalog]

    Joe Wilson: Here's something my wife could use in the house...

    Crow T. Robot: A man?

    Joe Wilson: interositer incorporating an electron sorter.

    Cal Meecham: She'll probably gain twenty pounds while it does all the work for her.

    Tom Servo: Cal, you bitch!

  • Exeter: Into the converter tubes. Ruth, you take the first tube. Cal, you take the second.

    Cal Meecham: What about you?

    Exeter: I'll take the third tube.

    Tom Servo: [as Cal] Oh, right. Stupid question.

  • Joe Wilson: You're too darned smart.

    Tom Servo: And handsome!

    Cal Meecham: I may just be the dumbest man who ever lived.

    Mike: No argument here.

  • Cal Meecham: [reading from the iterociter handbook] Iterociter incorporating planetary generator. Iterociter with voltarator. With astroscope.

    Mike Nelson: [as Cal turns the book sideways] Saaaay, Miss Interociter!

  • Joe: Cal! Pull up!

    Cal Meecham: I can't. I'm too low.

    Tom Servo: I got the blues, so bad, uh huh.

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