Alim Quotes in Touch of Pink (2004)

Alim: She still keeps plastic on the furniture.

Cary Grant: It keeps the evil fresh.

Khaled: What would it take to get a little kiss?

Alim: Chloroform.

Nuru: What do you do at *the gym*?

Alim: I pump iron.

Nuru: You don't even pump your own petrol.

Nuru: Laughter is the very best medicine, hmm?

Alim: Then I must be in the placebo group.

Alim: Closet Drunk, Closet Queer, Name a closet, you're hanging there.

Nuru: You can't be engaged.

Alim: Why?

Nuru: Because she's not, she's not... m-... m-... m-. Is she?

Alim: "Not m-". Ah, Muslim.

Giles: She's not m-ale either...

[last lines]

Giles: Alim, are we on the same wavelength?

Alim: We are now.