Maurey Pierce Quotes in Skipped Parts (2000)

Maurey Pierce: I want to explain the rules before we do this.

Sam Callahan: Do what?

Maurey Pierce: Make sex. Why else would I be here?

Sam Callahan: We're gonna perform sex now?

Maurey Pierce: After coffee.

Sam Callahan: Do you practice sex with Dothan?

Maurey Pierce: Of course not, silly. He's my boyfriend.

Maurey Pierce: We're both virgins, but someday we're gonna find ourselves doing it for real.

Sam Callahan: So today's sex isn't real?

Maurey Pierce: We're just friends helping each other learn a new skill. This is practice.

Sam Callahan: So, will we still be virgins afterward?

Maurey Pierce: All the rules are off today, Sam. Nothing we do matters.

Sam Callahan: Can I touch her?

Maurey Pierce: Okay, but be gentle. Babies aren't footballs

Sam Callahan: Yeah, they don't travel as far when you kick 'em.

Sam Callahan: I don't have a father.

Maurey Pierce: Did he die?

Sam Callahan: Lydia won't tell me anything about him. When she's drunk she claims virgin birth like Mary and Jesus.