Dr. James C. Turner, Police Psychiatrist Quotes in Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man (1951)

Dr. James C. Turner, Police Psychiatrist: I know, you saw this man disappear into thin air. Do you always see things?

Lou Francis: Only when my eyes are open.

Dr. James C. Turner, Police Psychiatrist: Did you ever see somebody disappear before?

Lou Francis: Yes sir, I have.

Dr. James C. Turner, Police Psychiatrist: This may explain it, seeing things. When did this happen?

Lou Francis: One day me and my brother were walking down the street... my brother disappeared.

Dr. James C. Turner, Police Psychiatrist: Into thin air?

Lou Francis: No, into a man hole.

Dr. James C. Turner, Police Psychiatrist: How about voices? Do you ever hear strange voices?

Lou Francis: Yes sir.

Dr. James C. Turner, Police Psychiatrist: Aha, and when do you hear these strange voices?

Lou Francis: When I get the wrong number on the telephone.

Dr. James C. Turner, Police Psychiatrist: [hypnotizing Lou with a watch] Tick-tock-tick-tock-tick-tock...

Lou Francis: [gasps] You forgot to say the mouse went up the clock!

Bud Alexander: [a motorcycle cop comes up on the car Tommy's driving] I hope he has his license.

Lou Francis: I hope he's in the car!

Officer: [at the back window] Pull over to the side!

Lou Francis: [points to the front seat] Tell him, he's driving!

Officer: [moves up, looks at the empty driver seat] I said pull over to the...

[stops in a daze, cut to him on the psychiatrist couch looking at the doctor's watch]

Dr. James C. Turner, Police Psychiatrist: Now tell us again what you saw.

Officer: I told you three times already.

Det. Roberts: Well tell it to him again.

Officer: I saw a car with nobody driving somebody.

Dr. James C. Turner, Police Psychiatrist: [hypnotizing a man from the bar who saw Bud and Lou carry Tommy out] Now tell us again what you saw.

Man at Bar: I saw 2 men, carrying no-man.