Bud Alexander Quotes in Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man (1951)

Lou Francis: [about graduating] This is the happiest day of my life, how did I ever graduate?

Bud Alexander: [whispering] I slipped the guy twenty bucks. Now keep quiet.

Bud Alexander: I told you not to get smart, didn't I?

[Taking his coat off]

Bud Alexander: Now, I'll show you who is the boss.

Tommy Nelson: [Putting Bud's coat back on] No, I'll show you who's boss.

Bud Alexander: [Looking around] Who said that?

Lou Francis: The voice is familiar; but, I can't quite place the face.

Bud Alexander: [grabbed by the invisible man] Oh no! It's Tommy Nelson, Lou, he's here!

[grabs the air]

Bud Alexander: I touched him!

[gets slapped]

Lou Francis: I think he touched you back.

Bud Alexander: [a motorcycle cop comes up on the car Tommy's driving] I hope he has his license.

Lou Francis: I hope he's in the car!

Officer: [at the back window] Pull over to the side!

Lou Francis: [points to the front seat] Tell him, he's driving!

Officer: [moves up, looks at the empty driver seat] I said pull over to the...

[stops in a daze, cut to him on the psychiatrist couch looking at the doctor's watch]

Dr. James C. Turner, Police Psychiatrist: Now tell us again what you saw.

Officer: I told you three times already.

Det. Roberts: Well tell it to him again.

Officer: I saw a car with nobody driving somebody.