Coach Howard Stebbins Quotes in Skipped Parts (2000)

Coach Howard Stebbins: I don't know if you've heard, but we're mighty proud of our football team here at Gro Vont High. How'd you like to sign up?

Sam Callahan: Well, I'd like to, sir, but my mom needs me at home. She hasn't adjusted to the lack of humidity yet.

Coach Howard Stebbins: See, the thing is, it takes twenty-two players to hold a practice and I've only got twenty-one, and half of them still suck their mama's tit at night.

Sam Callahan: W-well, I no longer nurse, sir.