Maj. Leep Quotes in Carry on Behind (1975)

Prof. Roland Crump: You mean the students got here before us?

Maj. Leep: Yes, were you held up?

Prof. Anna Vrooshka: Yes, before we started we had quick bang together.

Prof. Roland Crump: She ran into my caravan!

Maj. Leep: Oh?

Prof. Roland Crump: No! No! She collided with it now its a complete right-off.

Prof. Anna Vrooshka: I'm sorry Major but I'm not loving you.

Maj. Leep: Yes, but...

Prof. Anna Vrooshka: You see, when I love a man I give him everything, I give it all.

Maj. Leep: But I don't want it all, I just want a bit.

Daphne Barnes: Major, I do believe you're trying to get me sloshed.

Maj. Leep: Heavens above, no! There's no need to. What I mean was... only a damn swine would try and get a girl drunk first.

Daphne Barnes: First?

Maj. Leep: Well it would be a damn waste of time getting her drunk afterwards.