Meli Quotes in Creator (1985)

Meli: Dr Wolper, why do I orgasm all the time, from absolutely everything? I mean, I feel like a goddam battery, charging and discharging and charging up again.... I mean, what guy's gonna feel good about having sex with you if you've already come six times between his ringing the doorbell and my opening the screen door?

Dr Harry Wolper: Many would think you to be a joyfully lucky young girl. An orgasm is the fun of creation.

Meli: [in the buffet line at a formal party] I really mean it, Dr Wolper. I want us to get married.

Dr Harry Wolper: Meli! You still call me "Dr Wolper".

Meli: So? What's that supposed to mean? When I met you, you were Dr Wolper, and that's the way I got to know you. So don't go making any big goddam deal outta that, too. I'm just a formal-type person. If I were sleeping with the king of France I'd say, "That was very nice sex, Your Highness. Thank you for banging me, Your Majesty."

[pause]

Paul: Now that's what I call respect, fellas.

[chuckles all round]

Dr Sid Kullenbeck: But what good is my yacht? And my Porsche? And my European ski villa - not to mention my reputation as a world class scientist - without having a woman?

Meli: Oh, that's so true, Sid. Without a good woman there's nothing.

Dr Sid Kullenbeck: [leaning in] Nothing.

Meli: But as soon as us lesbians start telling people that and all, they start calling us dykes and cracking jokes about oral sex.

[pause]

Dr Sid Kullenbeck: I gotta call my service. Excuse me.

Meli: Hey Sid. I really hope you find a good woman for your Porsh.

Dr Sid Kullenbeck: [correcting] Porsche.

Meli: If I took my pants off I could beat the Green Bay Packers.

Meli: [splashed by boy in pool] Ah, I think when I marry I shall pray for daughters. And You?

Nicholas Urfe: I'll just pray for myself.