Linda Upmore Quotes in Carry on Behind (1975)
Linda Upmore Quotes:
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[Linda's mother brings her cacti on holiday with her]
Linda Upmore: Mummy your not bringing them are you?
Daphne Barnes: Well I can't leave them at home, they'll die.
Arthur Upmore: Good.
Daphne Barnes: Did you say something?
Arthur Upmore: I said good, we've nearly finished packing.
[Daphne asks the taxi driver who brought her plants to put them somewhere safe, but Arthur gets a prodd from the Cactus on his bottom]
Daphne Barnes: Put that on the table will you?
Arthur Upmore: AHH! BLOODY HELL!
Daphne Barnes: Arthur, there is no need for that!
Arthur Upmore: Oh deary me, bless me soul, I do believe I nearly said a rude word, which is not suprising since I nearly got a cactus spike right up my a...
Daphne Barnes: ARTHUR!
-- Linda Upmore -
[in the shower block, Linda Upmore tries to find her husband, Arthur]
Linda Upmore: Oh I do beg your pardon, my husband has one just like yours.
Joe Baxter: Hey?
Linda Upmore: It's also creased and wrinkled.
-- Linda Upmore
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