Prof. Anna Vrooshka Quotes in Carry on Behind (1975)

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Prof. Anna Vrooshka Quotes:

  • [Professor Vrooshka and Professor Crump bargain with Barnes to rent his derelict looking caravan]

    Prof. Anna Vrooshka: Fifteen quids a veek.

    Barnes: Twenty.

    Prof. Roland Crump: The only reason why we want the dilapidated mobile hovel, is for somewhere to do out operations.

    Barnes: Operations? What operations?

    Prof. Anna Vrooshka: He will be getting them out and I will be examining them and schticking labels on them.

  • Prof. Anna Vrooshka: Tomorrow, we are poking holes all over caravan site.

    Prof. Roland Crump: I don't think they would like that at all.

    Prof. Anna Vrooshka: It's ok, we are poking early.

  • [Prof. Anna Vrooshka crashes into Prof. Crump's caravan]

    Prof. Anna Vrooshka: Good Mornings, so sorry!

    Prof. Roland Crump: Well that's alright, don't mention it.

    The Dean: Crump, I'd like you to meet Professor Vrooshka.

    [In a heavy Russian accent]

    Prof. Anna Vrooshka: How are you doinks?

  • Prof. Anna Vrooshka: I have been examining Hadrian's Walls.

    Prof. Roland Crump: He only had one.

    Prof. Anna Vrooshka: One what?

    Prof. Roland Crump: He had one, one wall.

    Prof. Anna Vrooshka: Terribly sorry, my English not yet perfected.

  • The Dean: I'm glad to see you two look like hitting it off.

    Prof. Anna Vrooshka: Hitting it off, what does hit it off mean? Means like having it off, no?

    Prof. Roland Crump: Oh no, it means establishing a friendly relationship.

  • [In a heavy Russian Accent]

    Prof. Anna Vrooshka: Don't worry me and Professor Crump will soon be having it off.

    Prof. Roland Crump: HITTING IT OFF!

  • Prof. Roland Crump: You mean the students got here before us?

    Maj. Leep: Yes, were you held up?

    Prof. Anna Vrooshka: Yes, before we started we had quick bang together.

    Prof. Roland Crump: She ran into my caravan!

    Maj. Leep: Oh?

    Prof. Roland Crump: No! No! She collided with it now its a complete right-off.

  • Prof. Anna Vrooshka: It's ok we are squeezing in somehow.

    Prof. Roland Crump: We will do nothing of the sort!

  • Prof. Roland Crump: We can't share a caravan.

    Prof. Anna Vrooshka: You thinking you getting crumpet, no?

    Prof. Roland Crump: Certainly not, where on earth did you learn that expression?

    Prof. Anna Vrooshka: Crumpet, is to squash it, it is in dictionary, crumpet is to squash it together.

    Prof. Roland Crump: Oh! You mean cramped.

    Prof. Anna Vrooshka: Its what I say crumpet.

    Prof. Roland Crump: Crumpet, crumbit, crampit, well I'm not staying round here much longer, I'm going to the pub to see if they have rooms there.

    Prof. Anna Vrooshka: Maybe you're getting crumpet in pub also?

  • Prof. Anna Vrooshka: So you are sleeping in caravan?

    Prof. Roland Crump: I suppose we could divide it up or something.

    Prof. Anna Vrooshka: H'ok, if you wishink.

  • [Professor Vrooshka cleans her dirty caravan but finds her scrubbing brush isn't up to standard to do the job]

    Prof. Anna Vrooshka: Ahh, scrubber. Scrubber no working, borrowing from comrades.

    Prof. Anna Vrooshka: Excuse please, ahh this is nice, this is very nice, no?

    Prof. Anna Vrooshka: In this caravan your not getting much crumpet, no?

    Arthur Upmore: Pardon?

    Prof. Anna Vrooshka: CRUMPET.

    Arthur Upmore: Yes that's what I thought you said.

    Prof. Anna Vrooshka: You see, I am keeping a, how you say, a dirrrty caravan.

    Arthur Upmore: Keeping a what?

    Prof. Anna Vrooshka: You see, I am having birds in my caravan you want to come and see?

    Arthur Upmore: No thank you, not just now.

    Prof. Anna Vrooshka: Therefore, I am going round camp looking for scrubbers.

    Arthur Upmore: Really?

  • Prof. Anna Vrooshka: Excuse please, you have scrubbers in caravan?

    Ernie Bragg: Certainly not!

  • Prof. Anna Vrooshka: I'm sorry Major but I'm not loving you.

    Maj. Leep: Yes, but...

    Prof. Anna Vrooshka: You see, when I love a man I give him everything, I give it all.

    Maj. Leep: But I don't want it all, I just want a bit.

  • Prof. Anna Vrooshka: It's time for knocking off!

    Prof. Roland Crump: Time for what?

  • [In a heavy Russian accent and in reference to the strip teeze]

    Prof. Anna Vrooshka: It is wrong for a lady to show her kernickers in public, No?

  • [Professor Vrooshka objects to the strip teeze act at the Caravan site clubhouse]

    Prof. Anna Vrooshka: What is lady doing?

    Prof. Roland Crump: It's a kind of dance.

    Prof. Anna Vrooshka: Very perculiar, in my country we don't have dance like this.

    Prof. Roland Crump: No, you have mixed bathing instead.

    Prof. Anna Vrooshka: But lady is not taking bath.

  • Prof. Anna Vrooshka: Must be finding doctors. Man is injured.

    Ernie Bragg: But what man?

    Prof. Anna Vrooshka: Is professor of archaeology. Is bleeding terrible.

    Fred Ramsden: Never mind his qualifications. Is he hurt badly?

  • Prof. Anna Vrooshka: [examining a mosaic of Venus that Crump is excavating] Aah! That is a Wenus, no?

    Prof. Roland Crump: [puzzled] I beg your pardon?

    Prof. Anna Vrooshka: [emphatically] It is a Wenus!

    Prof. Roland Crump: Well, that's neither one thing nor another.

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