Ernie Bragg Quotes in Carry on Behind (1975)

Prof. Anna Vrooshka: Excuse please, you have scrubbers in caravan?

Ernie Bragg: Certainly not!

Prof. Anna Vrooshka: Must be finding doctors. Man is injured.

Ernie Bragg: But what man?

Prof. Anna Vrooshka: Is professor of archaeology. Is bleeding terrible.

Fred Ramsden: Never mind his qualifications. Is he hurt badly?

[studying a plan of the hospital]

Ernie Bragg: My mum had me on top of a bus.

Sid Carter: I'm glad he told us that, makes the job much easier.

Ernie Bragg: Number 73, it was. Bang in the middle of Brixton High Street.

Sid Carter: Alright, alright, so you're a born traveller. Now will you shut up for a minute and listen.

[returning to plan]

Sid Carter: Now, as far as I can see, the only way we can get into the basement, here, is through the front door of the hospital, there.

Freddy: Can't be right.

Sid Carter: Why not?

Freddy: Number 73 don't go to Brixton.