Daphne Barnes Quotes in Carry on Behind (1975)

[Linda's mother brings her cacti on holiday with her]

Linda Upmore: Mummy your not bringing them are you?

Daphne Barnes: Well I can't leave them at home, they'll die.

Arthur Upmore: Good.

Daphne Barnes: Did you say something?

Arthur Upmore: I said good, we've nearly finished packing.

[Daphne asks the taxi driver who brought her plants to put them somewhere safe, but Arthur gets a prodd from the Cactus on his bottom]

Daphne Barnes: Put that on the table will you?

Arthur Upmore: AHH! BLOODY HELL!

Daphne Barnes: Arthur, there is no need for that!

Arthur Upmore: Oh deary me, bless me soul, I do believe I nearly said a rude word, which is not suprising since I nearly got a cactus spike right up my a...

Daphne Barnes: ARTHUR!

Daphne Barnes: Major, I do believe you're trying to get me sloshed.

Maj. Leep: Heavens above, no! There's no need to. What I mean was... only a damn swine would try and get a girl drunk first.

Daphne Barnes: First?

Maj. Leep: Well it would be a damn waste of time getting her drunk afterwards.