Kevin Gnapoor Quotes in Mean Girls (2004)

Kevin Gnapoor: [after cutting into dance] What's up?

Janis: Can I help you?

Kevin Gnapoor: You Puerto Rican?

Janis: Lebanese.

Kevin Gnapoor: I feel that.

Kevin Gnapoor: [rapping] Yo, yo, yo. All you sucka MC's ain't got nothing on me, from my grades to my rhymes you can't touch Kevin G. I'm a mathlete, so nerd is inferred but forget what you heard I'm like James Bond the third. Shaken not stirred I'm Kevin Gnapoor. The G's silent when I sneak in your door. I make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don't play like Shaggy, you'll know it was me, cuz the next time you see her she'll be like "ohhh Kevin G."

Mr. Duvall: Did your teacher ever try to sell you marijuana or ecstasy tablets?

Aaron Samuels: No.

Kevin Gnapoor: What are marijuana tablets?

Ms. Norbury: [handing Cady her test back] Not your best.

Kevin Gnapoor: Damn, Africa, what happened?

Kevin Gnapoor: [rapping] Yo Yo Yo! All you sucka MCs ain't got nothin' on me! From my grades, to my lines you can't touch Kevin G! I'm a mathlete, so nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard I'm like James Bond the third, sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred - I'm Kevin Gnapoor! The G's silent when I sneak through your door. And make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me. Cause the next time you see her she'll be like, OOH! KEVIN G!

[cut off]

Mr. Duvall: Thank you Kevin, that's enough!

Kevin Gnapoor: Happy holidays everybody!

Mr. Duvall: K.G. and the power of 3!

Kevin Gnapoor: Look, I don't mean to hurt your feelings, but I only date women of color.

Cady: I have to pee.

Kevin Gnapoor: [seeing the Jingle Bell Rock dancers] Damn!

Janis: What?

Kevin Gnapoor: I'd rather see you out there shakin' that thang.

Kevin Gnapoor: Cady, this is your night. Don't let the hataz stop you from doin' ya thang!

Cady: Did you just say "thang"?

Kevin Gnapoor: [referring to Cady] Hey, Africa.