Regina George Quotes in Mean Girls (2004)

Regina George: She thinks she's gonna have a party and not invite me? Who does she think she is?

Shane Oman: You're right, hon.

Regina George: I like *invented* her, you know what I mean?

Regina George: Wedell on South Boulevard.

Gretchen: Caller ID

Regina George: Not when you connect from information.

Taylor Wedell's Mom: Hello?

Regina George: Hello, may I please talk to Taylor Wedell?

Taylor Wedell's Mom: She's not home yet who's calling?

Regina George: This is Susan from Planned Parenthood, I have her test results. If you could have her call me as soon as she can. It's urgent, Thank You.

[Taylor Wedell's mom faints]

Regina George: She's not going out with anyone.

Regina George: 120 calories and 48 calories from fat. What percent is that?

Gretchen: Uh, 48 into 120?

Regina George: I'm only eating foods with less than 30 percent calories from fat.

Cady: It's 40 percent. Well 48 over 120 equals X over 100 and then you cross multiply and get the value of X.

Regina George: Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries.

Regina George: It's called the South Beach Fat Flush and all you drink is cranberry juice for 72 hours.

Aaron Samuels: Lemme see that... this isn't even cranberry juice, it's cranberry juice cocktail. It's all sugar.

Regina George: I wanna lose three pounds.

Karen: Oh my God, you're so skinny!

Regina George: Shut up.

Gretchen: Growing up female in this world is not easy. In China, baby girls are routinely put up for adoption. And in parts of Africa, women are still made to live in tents during the time of their menses.

Karen: Ew!

Gretchen: And even in fancy countries like the United States and England, seven out of ten girls have a negative body image.

Regina George: Who cares? Six of those girls are right!

Regina George: Why do you wear your hair like that? Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?