Kevin Griswold Quotes in Vacation (2015)

James Griswold: Mom, do you think Uncle Stone will let me ride his horse?

Debbie Griswold: I don't see why not.

Kevin Griswold: Do think I can shoot his guns?

Debbie Griswold: No, you cannot.

Kevin Griswold: Too bad.

Kevin Griswold: [to James] I would've shot you right off that fuckin' horse.

Rusty Griswold: We're going to Walley World.

Debbie Griswold: What?

Kevin Griswold: This is some bullshit right here!

Kevin Griswold: There was a hole in the side of my stall.

Rusty Griswold: Sounds like you found yourself a glory hole.

Rusty Griswold: Maybe for lunch we can find a burger place. You know, like a... Like a drive-through burger place.

James Griswold: I don't know, Dad. I think we should steer clear of that.

Rusty Griswold: Good one, James.

Debbie Griswold: All right, enough, you guys. Dad hit a cow, okay? Let's just moo-ve on.

Kevin Griswold: Oh, I got one.

Rusty Griswold: Yeah, let's hear it.

Kevin Griswold: James is a piece of shit.

Rusty Griswold: Kinda miss the point there, buddy.