Mrs. George Quotes in Mean Girls (2004)

Mrs. George: [serving the Plastics fruit drinks] Hey, you guys! Happy hour is from four to six!

Cady: Um, is there alcohol in this?

Mrs. George: Oh, God, honey, no! What kind of mother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you're going to drink I'd rather you do it in the house.

Mrs. George: I just want you to know, if you ever need anything, don't be shy, OK? There are NO rules in the house. I'm not like a *regular* mom, I'm a *cool* mom.

Mrs. George: [as Regina and her boyfriend are making out on Regina's bed] Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.

Cady: [after seeing Regina in mirror] Regina, wow, you look really beautiful.

Regina: I'm wearing a spinal halo.

Cady: Look, I'm really sorry about the bus. I feel like it's all my fault.

Regina: Stopping making this about you. I'm the one that got hit by the bus.

Cady: I'm really sorry about all the other stuff too.

Regina: Okay, I'm going to forgive you because I'm a very Zen person... and I'm on a lot of pain medication right now.

Cady: [Cady smiles]

Regina: You know Aaron really does like you. He's always talking about how unusual you are and it really pissed me off. Like this one time, I got this really expensive doll house from Germany, but I never played with it. So my mom wanted to give it to my cousin. But even though I didn't want it...

Cady: You begged your mom to let you keep it?

Regina: No. I threw it down the stairs.

[they giggle]

Regina: I didn't want anyone else to have it. But that's just me.

Mrs. George: Regina! There about to announce the queen.

[sees Cady]

Mrs. George: Hello.

Regina: Can you believe my f-ing mom is here?

Regina: [they giggle]

Regina: Bye.

[waves]

Mrs. George: I'm a cool mom! Right Regina?

Regina: [smiling] Please stop talking!

Mrs. George: I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom. Right, Regina?

Regina: Please stop talking.

Mrs. George: Hey, hey, hey. How are my best girlfriends?