Jesus Quintana Quotes in The Big Lebowski (1998)
Jesus Quintana Quotes:
Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.
Jesus Quintana: Nobody fucks with the Jesus!
Jesus Quintana: What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
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Characters on The Big Lebowski (1998)
- The Dude
- Walter Sobchak
- Blond Treehorn Thug
- Maude Lebowski
- Bunny Lebowski
- The Big Lebowski
- Younger Cop
- Nihilist #2
- Nihilist #3
- Da Fino
- Jackie Treehorn
- Da Fino, Private Snoop
- Malibu Police Chief
- Knox Harrington
- Tony the Chauffeur
- Older Cop
- Woo, Treehorn Thug
- Auto Circus Cop
- Francis Donnelly, Funeral Director