Kevin Buckman Quotes in Parenthood (1989)

[In the car after the baseball game, Kevin is singing "The Diarrhea Song" while Taylor laughs]

Kevin Buckman: When you're sliding into first and you're feeling something burst, diarrhea, diarrhea. When you're sliding into third and you feel a juicy turd, diarrhea, diarrhea. When you're sliding into home and your pants are full of foam, diarrhea, diarrhea. When you're driving in your Chevy and your pants are feeling heavy, diarrhea, diarrhea.

Karen: Kevin, honey, where did you learn that song?

Kevin Buckman: Last summer at camp, Mom.

Gil: Ah, that was money well spent.

Justin, Taylor, Kevin Buckman: When you're sliding into first and you're feeling something burst, diarrhea, diarrhea.