Dean at College Quotes in Parenthood (1989)

Student 1 at College: Someone's gone to the roof of the bell tower with a rifle!

Dean at College: It's Kevin Buckman! His father totally screwed him up!

Student 2 at College: What's he yelling?

Kevin Buckman Age 21: YOU MADE ME PLAY SECOND BASE!

Gil: [Yelling through a megaphone] Son, I'm sorry. I did all the best I could.

[Kevin shoots the megaphone from his hands]

Gil: Nice shot, son! It's important to be supportive. Come on, let's sing one of the old tunes. "When you're sliding into home and your pants are full of foam, diarrhea..."