Susan Buckman Merrick Quotes in Parenthood (1989)

Susan Buckman Merrick: [after breaking the lock on Gary's bedroom door and searching it, Helen finds some sex tapes and plays one - graphic sex sounds from the television as Susan and Grandma enter the room] Helen? Oh, the door was unlocked.

[sees the sex action on the television]

Grandma: What channel is this?

Helen: No Gran, this is a tape.

Grandma: [to Susan] She needs a man... Now!

Helen: Gran, this isn't mine. I don't watch this!

Grandma: [to Susan again as they are leaving the room and speaking of the sex action on the television] One of those men reminded me of your Grandpa. God bless him!

Nathan: [after inspecting Susan's diaphragm and finding a hole] Well?

Susan Buckman Merrick: Why are you pouring water through my diaphragm?

Nathan: To check. To see if it's OK. You didn't know I did that, did you?

Susan Buckman Merrick: No.

Nathan: Obviously not or you wouldn't have tried this.

Susan Buckman Merrick: Are you accusing me of making that hole?

Nathan: No, a woodpecker came in here, went into the bathroom, opened the drawer with his little wing and pecked a couple of holes in your diaphragm!

Susan Buckman Merrick: [as her husband surprises her by serenading her in the middle of her lesson] Nathan, we're trying so hard to keep these kids off drugs.