Kevin Buckman Age 21 Quotes in Parenthood (1989)

Student 1 at College: Someone's gone to the roof of the bell tower with a rifle!

Dean at College: It's Kevin Buckman! His father totally screwed him up!

Student 2 at College: What's he yelling?

Kevin Buckman Age 21: YOU MADE ME PLAY SECOND BASE!

Gil: [Yelling through a megaphone] Son, I'm sorry. I did all the best I could.

[Kevin shoots the megaphone from his hands]

Gil: Nice shot, son! It's important to be supportive. Come on, let's sing one of the old tunes. "When you're sliding into home and your pants are full of foam, diarrhea..."

Kevin Buckman Age 21: Thank you. When I was 9 years old, I had kind of a rough time. A lot of people thought I was pretty mixed up. But there was one person who got me through it. He did everything right. And thanks to him today, well I'm the happiest, most confident and most well-adjusted person in this world. Dad, I love you. You're the greatest!