First Lady Quotes in Mars Attacks! (1996)

President Dale: What do you think, Marcia?

First Lady: Kick the crap out of 'em.

First Lady: [as the chandelier is falling on her] The Nancy Reagan chandelier!

[Watching an alien on TV]

First Lady: [after seeing the Martians for the first time] I'm not allowing that thing in my house.

President Dale: Sweetie, we may have to. The people expect me to meet with them.

First Lady: Well they're not going to eat off the Van Buren china.

First Lady: [about the re-election] You're wondering, what was the point of it all? Why you? Why now? Why did the Lord pick you out of all people? What are your special qualifications? And did the Lord even pick you, or was it just having really, really powerful friends?

First Lady: The condition of criminals is of no importance to the state!

First Lady: [has been told of another priest lighting himself on fire in protest] Is it really necessary to bother the president with the antics of these malcontents? We don't need to know every time there's a barbecue.