Kate Thomas Quotes in Norbit (2007)

Preacher: [resumes the ceremony] Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today...

Norbit: I object!

[congregation gasps and murmurs]

Preacher: [frustrated] Oh, for Christ sake!

Mr. Wong: [pleased] Norbit.

Pope Sweet Jesus, Lord Have Mercy: [cheers] Norbit!

Kate Thomas: [surprised] Norbit!

Choir: [singing] Norbit-t-t-t!

Norbit: This wedding's a sham and I'm here to stop it.

Kate Thomas: Norbit, what are you doing?

Norbit: I'm bein' a man for the first time in my life. Kate... Kate, I love you.

Rasputia: [Rasputia, Big Jack, and Earl stormed into the church] What the hell did you just say?

Norbit: You heard what I said, strumpet! I love Kate! That right. I love you, Kate. And the last two weeks I spent with you have meant more to me than my entire miserable life with you, Rasputia! It's over! Norbit Albert Rice is no longer your BITCH!