Big Jack Quotes in Norbit (2007)

Rasputia: [to Norbit as she's grabbing his head] I'm gonna rip your head off.

Big Jack: Rasputia?

Rasputia: What?

Big Jack: Car.

Rasputia: I don't give a damn 'bout no car. I'm ready to die!

Big Jack: [a car approaches head-on towards Big Jack's truck] Car!

[Rasputia let's go of Norbit; Norbit is yelling, sending him down a hill in the woods]

Rasputia: I'm ready to die! I'm ready to die!

Big Jack: I ain't gonna let you ruin Nipplopolis for me boy! Damn!

Rasputia: I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die up in here. Drive the car, goddamnit!

[after Norbit ruins the wedding and their future of opening a strip joint, the Latimore Brothers come at him, staring in anger]

Big Jack: You messed up, boy.

Earl Latimore: [whispers] That's right.

Big Jack: [grabs Norbit, raising his fist] Now you gonna pay... BIG TIME!

Abe the Tailor: [furious and growling] Latimore! Keep your "fakakta" hands off him!

Big Jack: Go back to your shop, Abe! Before I kill you too!

Big Jack: Here you go, Norbit. Saved the best piece for you.

[puts turkey on Norbit's plate]

Norbit - Age 9: What's that?

Big Jack: Turkey ass. Eat up sucker. Bon appetitty.

[Big Jack confronts Norbit at the wedding]

Big Jack: Norbit, let me talk to you for a second. Look, just so we clear: If you ever hurt my sister in any way, make her cry, even make her sad one time, I'm coming at you with razor blades and lemon juice. You hear me?

Norbit: [nervously] Yes.

Big Jack: I'm talkin' pain, boy. Searing, mind-numbing pain.

Norbit: [in fear] I understand.

Big Jack: You understand me?

Norbit: [choking] Yes, yes, yes.

Big Jack: All right. Welcome to the family.

Norbit: [whimpers] Thank you.