Deion Hughes Quotes in Norbit (2007)

Rasputia: [laughs when Kate doesn't believe Norbit's story on Deion, a corrupt goldigger/cheater] Well, well, Norbit. You lose again! Once a loser, always a loser. Now, come on! Let's go!

Norbit: [to Kate] Yeah, I thought you'd feel that way about it, Kate. And that's why I took the liberty of inviting some of Deion's ex-wives down so maybe they can tell you for themselves. LADIES!

[Deion is shocked and frightened to see his three exes and their children walk in the church]

Ex-Wife #1: Hello, Antoine! I've been looking everywhere for you.

Children: Daddy!

Ex-Wife #2: Antoine? He told me his name was Luther!

Rasputia: Who is that ho?

Ex-Wife #3: Luther? he told me he was gay!

Deion Hughes: No, no, no. Y'all got me confused with my gay twin brother, Antoine Luther.

Ex-Wife #1: [angry] You dead, goldigger!

Deion Hughes: [the wives and children are going towards him] I'm out!

Pope Sweet Jesus: Look's like the wedding's off, bro.

Lord Have Mercy: Church!

[the choir finished singing; the congregation is wildly happy]

Deion Hughes: [screaming] That's enough! THAT'S ENOUGH! ENOUGH! ENOUGH! ENOUGH! ENOUGH! Stop the music!

Pope Sweet Jesus: Hold on...

Deion Hughes: [cuts Pope off] Shut up! You two, shut up! That's it. This is husband-and-wife time. Now, let's go. Let's go. Husband-and-wife stuff.

Deion Hughes: Did you say a titty bar?

Pope Sweet Jesus: ...Now speakin of ribs, and pleasure...

Lord Have Mercy: Uh, yes, for a limited time only, we are proud to present to you our barbequed, baby back, horseradish, mustard, and peanut butter encrusted ribs with a slight Jagermeister infusion, sprinkled with chammomile leaves, with a horseradish and dandelion salad, on a bed of rice. Buy one Pimp Platter, get the whole bones free.

Deion Hughes: Ah, ah, ah, ah. No, no, no, no, no! That's enough talking. It's time to get back to the wedding.

Pope Sweet Jesus: It ain't never enough talkin' when you're talkin' about love, brother.