Jody Campbell Quotes in Scary Movie 5 (2013)

Jody Campbell: Hey! We don't lick our balls in this house!

Dan: Sorry, won't happen again.

[from trailer]

Jody Campbell: So, a demon is the worse thing you can have?

Priest: No, ma'am, an STD is the worse thing you can have.

[from trailer]

Jody Campbell: Hi, we're looking for a book that can stop evil spirits.

Jody Campbell: I feel like there's something in this house.

Christian Grey: How do you like my blue room?

Jody Campbell: It's red.

Christian Grey: Oh. I'm color blind, my decorator assured me... never mind.

Jody Campbell: Gort klaatu barada nikto, it says the curse ends with one word: Adunda.

Jody Campbell: I'm not gonna get pregnant am I?

Kendra Brooks: No.

Dom Kolb: You need to clear your subconscious, and watch what you think about. Nothing crazy.

Jody Campbell: Right. Like having your crotch burst into flames.