Charlie Sheen Quotes in Scary Movie 5 (2013)

Lindsay Lohan: I don't want to end up all over the Internet. I pride myself on keeping a low profile. My private life is private... wait, what are all these?

Charlie Sheen: Oh, just some movies I rented.

Lindsay Lohan: Me and Brandy, missionary?

Charlie Sheen: A tale of two girls who become nuns.

Lindsay Lohan: And what are all those?

Charlie Sheen: Oh, it's just your standard home security setup, basic run of the mill.

Lindsay Lohan: And why do you need security cameras pointing at your bed.

Charlie Sheen: In case a burglar tries to steal my sex tapes.

Charlie Sheen: Do me a favor. Promise me you won't drive.

Lindsay Lohan: That's sweet. You're worried about me driving.

Charlie Sheen: I'm worried about me. I'm a pedestrian.

Lindsay Lohan: I'm going to blow you across the room!

Charlie Sheen: Sounds awesome.

Charlie Sheen: Get out of here, Emilio.

[from trailer]

Charlie Sheen: I've come back from worse than this.

Lindsay Lohan: Okay, what is that?

Charlie Sheen: Just unraveling the old hose.

Charlie Sheen: Save it for tomorrow, Raul!

Raul - the Gardener: Si senor.