Asian Minister Quotes in I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (2007)

Asian Minister: Now place the ring on his hand. A ring is like a circle, it goes on forever. It's not like a triangle, triangle have corners. It's like a circle.

Asian Minister: Civil or religious?

Chuck Levine: Religious. I'm Jewish, I don't wanna piss my mother off.

Larry Valentine: I'm Catholic, I don't wanna piss Mel Gibson off.

Chuck Levine: [after slapping Larry in the face at the alter]

Asian Minister: Do you do me...?

Chuck Levine: Oh you couldn't handle it little man.

Asian Minister: Hai.