Frankie Figs Quotes in The Whole Nine Yards (2000)

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Frankie Figs Quotes:

  • Frankie Figs: You know, I can't think of nothing finer than a fine naked woman holding a gun.

  • Jimmy: My wife? You shtupped my wife, Oz?

    Oz: I wouldn't exactly phrase it that way, exactly...

    Jimmy: [with increasing anger] No, no, no! Let me get this straight. You went down to Chicago and engaged in sexual CONGRESS with my wife? Is that what you're telling me?

    Jill St. Claire: Jimmy, Jimmy, calm down!

    Jimmy: [now livid] IS IT? I SWEAR TO GOD...!

    [Jill takes the phone from Jimmy]

    Oz: [to Cynthia] He's a little upset. I've managed to upset a mass murderer.

    Jimmy: FIND OUT WHERE HE IS!

    [into phone]

    Jimmy: JUST STAY RIGHT THERE!

    [Jill takes the phone away]

    Jimmy: It's a DISGRACE...

    Jill St. Claire: [into phone] Oz, you stud, you!

    Frankie Figs: Gonna be a DEAD stud.

  • [after Oz tells Jimmy over a payphone he loves Jimmy's wife, while Jimmy doesn't know they slept together]

    Jimmy: Will you listen to yourself? What are you talkin' about, you love her? You just met her!

    [to Frankie]

    Jimmy: He said he's in love with Cynthia!

    Frankie Figs: No shit!

    Jill St. Claire: So SHE'S the one!

    Jimmy: She's the one what?

    Jill St. Claire: The one he schtupped in Chicago!

    Jimmy: The one he...

  • Oz: [after Frankie beats a confession out of Oz] I MAY know where he is.

    Frankie Figs: Well, all right. But don't tell me. Let's go tell Janni.

    Oz: Okay. You mind if I piss a little blood first?

    Frankie Figs: Please, by all means.

  • Frankie Figs: You what? You told Jimmy? What the hell did you do that for?

    Oz: I felt sorry for him! I like him. Well, I liked him?

    Frankie Figs: So you don't like him no more?

    Oz: Well, it's a little hard to maintain a friendship with a man who wants to kill you.

    Frankie Figs: If you sold my ass out to Janni, then told me about it, I'd want to ice your ass, too!

    Oz: I know.

    [Frankie sucks on his teeth]

    Oz: You know, I can close that gap for you.

    Frankie Figs: Really?

    Oz: Yeah, you'd be in and out.

    Frankie Figs: You're kidding. This thing right here?

  • Frankie Figs: Oz, I just wanted to be sure it was you. Everybody's inside. By the way,

    [grabs his crotch]

    Frankie Figs: Huevos grandes, amigo!

  • Frankie Figs: Aren't you gonna cry out for help?

    Oz: Would it do any good?

    Frankie Figs: ...No.

  • [every time Oz doesn't answer, Frankie hits him in the stomach or kidneys, then hugs him to stop him collapsing]

    Frankie Figs: My brother, believe me, you don't want to dance with me all night.

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