Jill St. Claire Quotes in The Whole Nine Yards (2000)

Jimmy: My wife? You shtupped my wife, Oz?

Oz: I wouldn't exactly phrase it that way, exactly...

Jimmy: [with increasing anger] No, no, no! Let me get this straight. You went down to Chicago and engaged in sexual CONGRESS with my wife? Is that what you're telling me?

Jill St. Claire: Jimmy, Jimmy, calm down!

Jimmy: [now livid] IS IT? I SWEAR TO GOD...!

[Jill takes the phone from Jimmy]

Oz: [to Cynthia] He's a little upset. I've managed to upset a mass murderer.

Jimmy: FIND OUT WHERE HE IS!

[into phone]

Jimmy: JUST STAY RIGHT THERE!

[Jill takes the phone away]

Jimmy: It's a DISGRACE...

Jill St. Claire: [into phone] Oz, you stud, you!

Frankie Figs: Gonna be a DEAD stud.

[after Oz tells Jimmy over a payphone he loves Jimmy's wife, while Jimmy doesn't know they slept together]

Jimmy: Will you listen to yourself? What are you talkin' about, you love her? You just met her!

[to Frankie]

Jimmy: He said he's in love with Cynthia!

Frankie Figs: No shit!

Jill St. Claire: So SHE'S the one!

Jimmy: She's the one what?

Jill St. Claire: The one he schtupped in Chicago!

Jimmy: The one he...

Jill St. Claire: I'm still a virgin. I mean I haven't killed anyone yet.

Jill St. Claire: Your wife is not a nice person.

Oz: You're expecting an arguement?

Jill St. Claire: [on Sophie] You know, you'd be doing the world a favor if you just had her whacked.

[at the bank, Jill proposes double-crossing Jimmy, splitting the money, and running]

Jill St. Claire: What do you think?

Cynthia: I think... I know, that if we did, Jimmy would kill Oz.

Jill St. Claire: So what? Think about it, Cynthia. We're talking about five million dollars each, here.

Cynthia: [realizes] The thing is... I think I love him.

Jill St. Claire: You think? Sweetheart, for five million dollars, you'd better be damn sure!

Cynthia: [smiles] I am. I'm sorry, but... I love him.

Jill St. Claire: You do?

Cynthia: [laughs] Yeah.

Jill St. Claire: [grins back] That's the right answer.

Jimmy: [speaking about Oz] You are the most chivalrous guy I've ever met.

Jill St. Claire: Do you see why I couldn't kill him?

Jimmy: I love him!

[Sophie is driving Oz to the airport; he is on the phone with Jill]

Jill St. Claire: Are you going alone?

Oz: Yes.

Jill St. Claire: Good, can you do me a huge favor while you're there? Go out, and get laid.

Oz: Jill!

[covers the phone]

Jill St. Claire: And call me the second you get back. Better yet, call me right after. Call me during! I want all the details!

Jill St. Claire: You don't like the Walther?

Jimmy: I think you should go with what you're comfortable with.

Jill St. Claire: It's what James Bond uses.

Jimmy: Really?

Jill St. Claire: Yeah.