Alex McDonough Quotes in I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (2007)

Alex McDonough: You know, Larry's heavyset. Is that the kind of guy you've always been attracted to?

Chuck Levine: Ah no, he's my first fattie.

Alex McDonough: You guys really seem like you have a lot of sexual chemistry.

Chuck Levine: I float his boat and he sinks mine.

[furious Alex shows Chuck and Larry the newspaper headline "I slept with Mr. February"]

Alex McDonough: [to Chuck] Look at this: sixteen depositions from women who claim to have slept with you over the last year and a half!

Larry Valentine: [sarcastically] Just sixteen? Thank God the five hundred other ones couldn't read or write.