Enid Keese Quotes in Neighbors (1981)

Vic: Old Earl here was worried about Baby.

Enid Keese: Oh, he's no trouble at all. He's a perfect gentleman. You can leave him with me anytime you want.

Vic: Don't worry, I will.

Enid Keese: [to Earl] They spoil him awfully.

Vic: Well, I want him to have every advantage I was denied as a young dog.

Vic: In light of Earl's feelings, I think it would be best if we left.

Enid Keese: Oh, no, no. Sit down, sit down. Let's finish this magnificent meal. Don't worry about Earl. He'll get over his feelings.

Vic: He spurned my sauce!

Enid Keese: No, he loves your sauce. He's just jealous, he can't cook.

Earl Keese: I thought I'd be able to defend myself!

Enid Keese: Not so loud, Earl.

Earl Keese: What's the matter? Afraid we're gonna disturb the neighbors? These ARE the goddamn neighbors!

Vic: Calm yourself, Earl. I'm not gonna take you to court. That'd make for bad blood. We don't want any bad blood, especially since we'll be living next door to you for a long, long time.

Enid Keese: Vic, what did you say is in a pile driver?

Vic: Italian Galliano for passion, Irish Mist for love and Russian vodka for endurance.