Danny Guiterrez Quotes in Strange Wilderness (2008)

Danny Guiterrez: Hey fellas, I was bombed last night at P.J. Mahoney's. By the way, did you guys notice any sedamine in that tequila? There's some kind of pebble or rock or something that's clogged up my penis hole, and my johnson's swelled up like a fucking waterbaloon hooked up to a tea kettle.

Peter Gaulke: [to wheelchair-bound Danny] Hey, why are you all up in my waist, man? You feeling froggy? Huh? Why don't you take a leap?

Danny Guiterrez: I can't. That's fucked up!