Fred Wolf Quotes in Strange Wilderness (2008)
Fred Wolf Quotes:
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Peter Gaulke: [looking at napkin] This is it? Our entire voice-over for our show on bears is written on a cocktail napkin?
Fred Wolf: Yeah, we wrote it last night when we were at P.J. Mahoney's.
Peter Gaulke: [reading napkin] Bears are large and brown. Alright, come on. Not all bears are large. How about baby bears, huh? Bears derive their name from a football team in Chicago. No. It's the other way around. Jesus Christ Fred, come on. It is estimated that bears kill over two million salmon a year. Attacks by salmon on bears are much more rare. Right, that's got to be true, right? Alright, let's go with that one.
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Peter Gaulke: Bears are a proud people, although they're not people per-say. They're animals. Bears derive their name from a football team in Chicago. Bears have been known to attack man, although the fact is that fewer people have been killed by bears than in all of World World I and World War II combined. Brown bears bloves fishing. Brown... Brown bears bloves... God, why am I having so much trouble saying brown...
Fred Wolf: Maybe it's the two b's in brown bears. Try something different.
Peter Gaulke: I got it. I'm ready. Okay. Red bears love fish.
Debbie: [walking into room] Pete, you're late for your meeting with Lawson down at KPIP.
Peter Gaulke: Deb, we're in the middle of a recording session. So every fucking thing you say is going down on tape.
Debbie: Oh, right, like you guys ever care about that crap?
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Cheryl: You guys! I have been tracking you for hours! Why did you leave me back there?
Peter Gaulke: Well, we... we thought you ran off with Gus Hayden.
Cheryl: You really think I'd do that?
Fred Wolf: Yeah.
Cheryl: Gross! I'd want to fuck even you guys before I'd want to fuck him!
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Fred Wolf: Hang on, people. I am picking up an underwater bubbling sound. I'm not sure what it is, but it is bubbling furiously.
Milas: [smacking Junior, who's lighting up his bong] Junior, knock it off.
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Fred Wolf: [while recording Peter] I hear that weird bubbling sound again.
Peter Gaulke: It's not bubbling.
Milas: Junior, I said knock it off!
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Fred Wolf: [seeing smoke entering the shot] We got fog rolling in, man.
Peter Gaulke: It's not fog. Milas, can you help me out here?
Milas: For god's sake Junior, just sit the bong down!
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Fred Wolf: [after Danny is attacked by a shark] Wow. I'm just blown away by how violent that was.
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Fred Wolf: [to Dick] You like your name? You like Dick?
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Fred Wolf: [to Whitaker] Why don't you, eh, go make a Blues album?
Peter Gaulke: Yeah, you could call it 'Im a poor little sad sack'.
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