Goldie Quotes in Rock-A-Doodle (1991)

Edmond: Ahem. Excuse me, ma'am.

Goldie: [startled] Aah! Oh, who are you?

Edmond: [starting to sneeze] Ma'am, I... I... Ah-choo!

Goldie: Oh, my goodness!

Edmond: Ah-choo! Ah-choo!

Goldie: Oh, you poor thing.

[hands him a tissue]

Goldie: Now, what are you doing in my dressing room?

Edmond: Please, ma'am! You're the only one who can help us! We have to talk to Chanticleer... I mean the King.

[Goldie gasps]

Edmond: If he doesn't come home and crow...

Goldie: Wait a minute, wait a minute! You're the bad little kitty Pinky told me about!

Edmond: Bad? Me? I'm not bad.

Goldie: [picks up a sundae cup] You go away or I'll scream! Aah! Aah!

Goldie: [about Charlie being back in town] I'll go by his house tomorrow morning after work. I'll go see him. Mike, you come by with me.

Michael: Look fine, you want me to tell him, I'll tell him, alright? You happy now you little pain-in-the-ass

[playfully throws a fake punch]

Goldie: I just think it's the right thing.

Michael: Congratulations, Huck Finn!

Olinga: You really don't understand do you? Hey man, don't you realize in order for us to make this thing work man we gotta get rid of the pimps and the pushers and the prostitutes and then start all over again clean.

Goldie: Hey look, nobody's pushing me anywhere, okay. I mean not you, not the cops, nobody man. I mean, you want to get rid of the pushers, I'll help you. But don't send your people after me.

Olinga: Oh come on John. Can't you see that we can't get rid of one without getting rid of the other. We gotta come down on both of them at the same time in order for this whole thing to work for the people.

Goldie: Hey look, nobody's closing me outta my business.

Goldie: Listen to me and listen good. I don't give a shit what happened to you. You hear me? Now get yourself together, get back out there and git me my money!

Goldie: Stick yo' self nigga!

Goldie: Yo! Does this bitch ALWAYS talk in exclamation marks?

Goldie: Welcome to our world, Bob.

Reporter: Now you're the first black man in the history of the ring who's ever had a crack at the heavyweight title. Now white folks, of course, are behind Brady. He's the redeemer of the race and so on. But you, Jack Jefferson, are you the black hope?

Jack Jefferson: Well, I'm black and I'm hopin'.

Goldie: Answer him straight, Jack.

Jack Jefferson: Hey, look, man, I ain't fighting for no race, I ain't redeeming nobody. My mama told me *Mr. Lincoln* done that. Ain't that why you shot him?

Goldie: [after they convince Brady to fight Jefferson] Good. So it's fixed Cap'n Dan.

Cap'n Dan: The man's in a hurry, Fred

Pop Weaver: What about terms?

Goldie: What? We're no babies here. You know my Jackie would fight your boy for a *nickel*.

Pop Weaver: 80-20, Goldie.

Goldie: What? A world's championship?

Fred: 80-20, that's it.

Goldie: God bless America.

Pop Weaver: And Cap'n Dan to be the referee.

Goldie: You're kidding me.

Cap'n Dan: Who'd you have in mind, friend? Booker T. Washington?

Goldie: All right, all right. What else? He don't have to fight with his feet tied together?

Goldie: Love may be blind, but I'm here to tell you that lust is blind *and* deaf. And dumb... really dumb!

Goldie: Why would he need to kill someone?

Goldie: He's the best gunhand in Griffin, so I hired him. It doesn't mean I like him.

Logan Keliher: Who's the pushy kid with him?

Goldie: Jeff? When Pink's cold, Jeff sneezes. He'll learn better if he lives long enough.

Goldie: I got a deal here! Honor the deal!

Billy Bonney: [Goldie wants Berle to serve a costumer] She don't wanna work, she don't have to work, it ain't right to make her work.

Goldie: Ain't right? Who the hell says it ain't right?

Billy Bonney: It ain't right, it just ain't right.

Goldie: [slaps Billy] Now gimme that gun, Bill! Where do you think this comes from? Do you think this is free? You think we eat and drink around here for free? You ungrateful little bastard!

[starts beating Billy]

Billy Bonney: You can hit me all you want... but it still ain't right.