Cooker Quotes in Strange Wilderness (2008)
Cooker Quotes:
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[from trailer]
Conservationist: What are you doing?
Cooker: I'm definitely not burning ants with a magnifying glass if that's what you're implying.
[laughs]
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Whitaker: [having an epiphany] Uh, guys, I don't wanna die. For the first time in 11 years I'm seeing the world through sober eyes. It's exhilerating. See, I have so much to live for right now. I want to find a nice girl and settle down, have kids, dance with them in the moonlight and everything. I want to do it all, you know?
Cooker: That was fucking beautiful. Take a bow.
[slams hand buzzer into Whitaker's crotch]
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Whitaker: Hey, wait a minute. These are the fish that ate Dick, right?
Peter Gaulke, Cooker: Yeah!
Whitaker: Alright, so go with me here. If Dick is in the fishes, and we're eating the fishes, doesn't that mean we're eating Dick?
Cooker: [after a long pause] What the fuck!
[everyone spits out the fish in disgust]
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Cooker: [to Dick] Does your name ever get hard in the morning?
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Peter Gaulke: Is that a thong you're wearing?
Cooker: What the fuck you say?
Peter Gaulke: You have a thong on?
Cooker: [laughing] Yeah, I'm wearing a thong.
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Peter Gaulke: I should've never hired you!
Cooker: That's the most un-American thing I've ever heard in my life!
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Cooker: I was trying to make you feel better and you hit me in the head! Now there's a bump on my head. It looks like a dinosaur egg. If that dinosaur hatches people are gonna think I'm some sort of prehistoric gentleman bird.
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